The Illustrated Man

Well she said she'd like to meet me,
'Cos I'd never find a slinger on LinkedIn,
And I said 'that's kinda freaky -
'I was thinking that I ought to get inked in,
I wanna feel embossed
When I slip off the Lacoste'
She said 'Get over - cos I'd love to be
let loose on your pink skin'

You'll see,
You'll be,
My Illustrated Man

So I took the piece of paper
To the parlour where the girl with the perm is
And she said 'my name is Asia
and I got a date with your epidermis,
You need a Dark Artiste
I love to mark a beast
Give me an hour
and you'll wonder what on earth your concern is'

You'll see,
You'll be,
My Illustrated Man

When the needle has stung
The dirty deed'll be done
It's better you understand
You're nothing but a bird in the hand
This ain't no Kanji flip
This is a one-way trip
Tell me how do you tell?
It's a contract -
With Hell...

You'll see,
You'll be,
My Illustrated Man

You'll see,
You'll be,
My Illustrated Man

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